This one time in band camp I used to play trumpet but I didn’t know how to play the trumpet so instead of playing the trumpet I went into the bathroom major shit and then going into the bathroom I had to take a major shit, and then I took a major shit and then there was no toilet paper and then I had to leave the class without no toilet paper so then I continued to play the trumpet and then the whole classroom smelled like shit. That’s my secret guys don’t tell no one.

October 20, 2019

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