One time I peed my pants while I was at school and then I said I slipped in a puddle people probably knew that it wasn’t puddle water you know… what are you gonna do? Post date October 20, 2019 No Comments on One time I peed my pants while I was at school and then I said I slipped in a puddle people probably knew that it wasn’t puddle water you know… what are you gonna do? https://secrettelephone.com/wp-content/uploads/REb84bd3439c0ee233388a5317c1b54ab5.mp3 October 20, 2019 Categories pee, peed, peed my pants, puddle, slip, slipped, water Tags pee, peed, peed my pants, puddle, slip, slipped, water ← This one time in band camp I used to play trumpet but I didn’t know how to play the trumpet so instead of playing the trumpet I went into the bathroom major shit and then going into the bathroom I had to take a major shit, and then I took a major shit and then there was no toilet paper and then I had to leave the class without no toilet paper so then I continued to play the trumpet and then the whole classroom smelled like shit. That’s my secret guys don’t tell no one. → I blacked out on Xanax the day that my mom was officially ordained as a Methodist pastor.