When I was little I accidentally shoplifted from a c.v.s. and I lied to my mom about it.

January 11, 2020

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In 8th grade I shit my pants and threw the underwear out in the nurse’s office.

January 11, 2020

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My secret is that I peed near a highway once.

January 11, 2020

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When my best friend and I were younger we wrote a Harry Potter fan faction and inserted ourselves as characters into it under the names of our birth stones.

January 11, 2020

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It was me.

January 11, 2020

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I’m a vir…

January 11, 2020

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I like butt stuff.

January 11, 2020

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One time I was in middle school and as much as I hate to admit it I did pop a blister with my fork, and I let a classmate eat off of it. I regret it very much. I’m sorry Christian.

January 11, 2020

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I had sex in my school library.

December 23, 2019

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I watched Judy Hopps porn.

December 23, 2019

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