When my cousin was a baby and I was 5, I dropped him on his head, and pretended I didn’t know why he was crying.

February 10, 2020

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When I was when I was dating my boyfriend I lowkey had an affair with his mom.

January 17, 2020

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I licked the telephone.

January 17, 2020

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Anyway, I sell sea pigs. Is that it? What do I do now? Hello? Ok bye. Have a nice night.

January 17, 2020

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Oh I don’t have any.

January 17, 2020

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Give me back my son.

January 17, 2020

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I’ve masturbated to naked pictures of myself. I’m really self-absorbed.

January 17, 2020

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One time I had a dream that I had a clone like there was 2 of me and we both took our clothes off and I sucked his penis.

January 17, 2020

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I once lied to my boss and said that I was on shrooms when I wasn’t just so I wouldn’t have to go to work.

January 15, 2020

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My secret is I’m a sex freak.

January 15, 2020

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