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I cheated on my girlfriend with a quesadilla.

Post date January 15, 2020

January 15, 2020

I feel lonely sometimes and depressed and no one knows it.

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January 15, 2020

This one time I killed my brother’s favorite hamster by trying to get it to trying to play music for it on my piano and it fell in and it died in there and I couldn’t get it out but they never knew because there is a whole litter of them so I just told them their favorite hamster was a different one.

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January 15, 2020

I was in love with 2 girls at the same time.

Post date January 15, 2020

January 15, 2020

I once peed on a yoga ball in 3rd grade.

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January 15, 2020

This mornin I had a poo and I wiped my bum with my hand. It stunk.

Post date January 15, 2020

January 15, 2020

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I hate dead plants.

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January 15, 2020

I still suck my thumb and I’m 24.

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January 15, 2020

I enjoy the smell underneath my toenails.

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January 15, 2020

I never brush my teeth.

Post date January 15, 2020

January 15, 2020