One time my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower and I had to poop really bad and I panicked and I pooped in a bag and then triple bagged it and threw it out.

October 20, 2019

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I blacked out on Xanax the day that my mom was officially ordained as a Methodist pastor.

October 20, 2019

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My mom is weird.

October 20, 2019

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When I was younger I had stolen Christmas ornaments that my mom was making and I drew faces on them they were angels and I drew faces on the Angels and my mom was really confused about how the angels got finished already and she asked me if I did and I lied and said no so then for a long time my mom thought that angels finished her angel ornaments but it was just me.

October 20, 2019

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My boyfriend’s mom is lesbian, I slept with her.

October 20, 2019

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So I stole from my mom’s purse once I didn’t really, I was pretty young I didn’t really realize the repercussions or like I knew I guess it was bad I didn’t know why it was bad. I think if I told her that she wouldn’t really give a shit she might say I owe her some money but she normally does that anyway. I’ll tell her like tonight I’ll text her right now. This didn’t work. This wasn’t this I guess this doesn’t really make me feel any better. I’m not really getting stuff off my chest. Why am I telling you? I should be telling my mom. This is stupid.

October 19, 2019

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