There are a bunch of suspicious people watching me right now standing around waiting to hear what I am saying I don’t know if I should describe them to you or not, but I think they might be dangerous. You might want to send somebody out to help me bye. I have to be quick goodbye.

October 20, 2019

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Failing in life. I think. Pray for me.

October 20, 2019

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Um, I am a fanny and I eat cocky.

October 20, 2019

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So I’m cheating on my wife.

October 20, 2019

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I’m sharing a secret but I’m not going remain anonymous This is Layla DeMille the male author Nelson DeMiller niece. I received artwork done on my back in a tattoo form at the age of 18, 27 years ago and there are initials dotted into my back there’s a J and an E with an F, which the E and the F are 2 in one. A rose with a dagger and a snake. I tried to have the tattoo touched up, it can’t even be touched up because of how it was made. Somebody said that was possibly James Franco’s artwork from when he was a pre-teen and somehow it ended up on my back at 18. If anybody hears this please look at my Instagram Leila Y DeMille and if you happen to know James Franco can you have him look at it because if it’s his I don’t know how it got there he would have been so young when he made it but this tattoo is making me crazy and I’m about to cover it and it was my favorite piece of artwork but this has absolutely made me insane. Thank you.

October 20, 2019

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I’m scared my sister is getting more successfuler than me because she already kind of is.

October 20, 2019

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The Secret. What’s a Secret? “You are in love with your mom” Shut up. One time in middle school. I hooked up with my best friend’s cousin without telling him and it was the demise of their relationship.

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So in class once I accidentally didn’t feel well and I had a stomach ache and I farted and then I blamed it on the teacher and now or the teacher is known as farting teacher now, so yeah.

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One time when I was probably about 6 or 7 I walked in on my dad having sex with another woman that was not my mother and to this day I have not told her.

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Once I was at my aunt’s house and I was assisting my cousins and whatnot and we were playing and my little cousin she came came into the living room and she pulled out a thong from underneath the couch and she went mommy I found your bra and my aunt said “Honey that’s a thong and it’s not even mine.” So uh. I should also mention that my aunt was a swinger so uh. I found that out the hard way. That’s another story for another time.

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