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One time, I found a. I came home from school and there was a pigeon in a box and I said “Dad, why is there a pigeon in a box?” and he took a pigeon out of the park, and he stole a pigeon and then it died and I threw it in the river. I miss that pigeon. RIP trooper. Please pray for my bird bye.

Post date October 20, 2019
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October 20, 2019

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Cheese puffs are good.

Post date October 20, 2019
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October 20, 2019

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So I’m working at an internship right now and I accidentally destroyed well, not destroyed. I accidentally scraped one of the art pieces there, and I haven’t told anyone.

October 20, 2019

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In the 3rd grade I had a lot of dairy products and well I sharted all over my seat and it was everywhere and one the one weird kid in the back of pointing at me and the teacher looked shook so yeah.

October 20, 2019

I’ve been pretending to be gay since I was in high school because everybody thinks I am, my family thinks I am but I’m actually straight and I don’t know what to do at this point.

October 20, 2019

Sometimes I like to put crack in my asshole. Not for the high or anything, just so I can have the sensation of something going up my asshole.

October 20, 2019

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Sometimes I worry I have latent feelings about my exes and I’m constantly worried that they’re going to resurface and I’m not going to properly love the person that I’m with. I try every day to be a better partner and work harder to make sure that that never happens and there’s no real evidence that could ever happen but I do it just to make sure that they’re treated well and I never end up mistreating them like people who hurt me.

October 20, 2019

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There’s a guy over there feeding pigeons in the orange shirt and it’s kind of scary to be honest.

October 20, 2019

And… I don’t know what to say. So, this is my secret.

October 20, 2019

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I’m kind of afraid that I’m not going to be able to be able to find something fulfilling in the next few years and that is kind of making me nervous because yeah. I don’t know I don’t know I’m growing old, and I don’t have so many opportunities anymore.

October 20, 2019