Right now I’m standing next to my good friend Kelsey, but she doesn’t know that I love her.

October 20, 2019

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One time when I was 5 I called the cops and they came to my school and everyone heard and had to be evacuated and we had to like 6 week tutorial on how to not call the cops.

October 20, 2019

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I suck dick some time.

October 20, 2019

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This is my 2nd time in New York and once again I am hammered.

October 20, 2019

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Sometimes when I’m about to have sex and my gut feeling tells me No and I’ll still go through with it. I always throw up.

October 20, 2019

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Secret Secret Secret I ain’t got no goddamn secret to be honest. I don’t know how to skateboard that’s a secret I think.

October 20, 2019

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My secret is, I cheated on my love of my life. Ahahaha ok bye.

October 20, 2019

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Oh my god there is this girl I’ve been working with for the past three weeks and I thought she was into me and she said some stuff that made me think she wasn’t into me like, I dunno that she was like hooking up with other guys and stuff and just stuff like that and so I was just kinda like was like upset that she wasn’t into me, and then today she asked me if she likes me and she just kinda told me how like it’s been really obvious that she liked me and that I was just too scared to make a move and now she like doesn’t want to talk and I’m wondering what the hell do I do. I just kinda feel like an idiot for not doing anything. Yeah, that’s my secret.

October 20, 2019

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We went out to dinner and I said I had a great time but I really didn’t like the food at all.

October 20, 2019

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When I was 7 I stole my best friend’s shirt.

October 20, 2019

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