Secrets

I’m the 2nd coming of the Messiah. Please follow me on instagram.

October 20, 2019

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My favorite thing is doing nothing.

October 20, 2019

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One time I threw… no Theo threw a brick at my brother’s head and it made a big gash.

October 20, 2019

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Once my cat brought a live mouse into the house and it started running all over the living room and I went got the vacuum and sucked it up. That’s all.

October 20, 2019

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Sometimes I find horses sexually attractive.

October 20, 2019

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David went to a strip club in Buenos Aires.

October 20, 2019

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My friend John Cena. Hey , yo you all wanna get on this? What’s up? You just have to say your secret. My secret? I’m kinda John Cena. Hello? No one’s on the other end. Oh no one’s on the other end? My uncle got deported. I think it’s funny that my friend’s uncle got deported. I’m my friend’s uncle.

October 20, 2019

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A I just want to confess I stole a candy when I was 6 years old.

October 20, 2019

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My best friend has 5000 in my account and I spent it all.

October 20, 2019

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When I was younger I had stolen Christmas ornaments that my mom was making and I drew faces on them they were angels and I drew faces on the Angels and my mom was really confused about how the angels got finished already and she asked me if I did and I lied and said no so then for a long time my mom thought that angels finished her angel ornaments but it was just me.

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