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Secrets

All right so my secret is when I was in high school. My brother and I were locked out of our apartment that we share with my mom and her boyfriend. So my brother kicks the door in, as crazy as he. He kicks the door in, and then when my mom got home he basically told her that someone broke into the house so we had police and come over and we went through the whole 9 yards of her thinking that you know that police actually I mean that that someone actually broke in and she never to this day she does not know that my brother kicked in the door simply because he left his key did not want to wait on her getting home anything so she thinks that someone broke into the house and stole nothing.

December 11, 2019

9 yards

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Hey you know my name is Joe m.-a but is bigger than next.

December 11, 2019

Hi. I kissed a girl and I like it. And everyone, everybody should kiss a girl.

December 11, 2019

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Hi I’m Brazilian and my name is Laticia and I don’t want to share a secret, but I don’t know, if you’re passing through a bad day maybe I just wanna, I just wanna tell you that you’re beautiful and you’re special you know so don’t be mad it’s just a bad day it will be just fine. Bye!

December 11, 2019

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I slept with my best friend’s boyfriend. Ok Bye.

December 11, 2019

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I’m going through menopause and I’m very angry about the vaginal dryness.

December 11, 2019

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My secret is that I’ve heard some of these secrets so many times now that… I don’t know. I guess that’s not a secret.

November 17, 2019

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My secret is that some friends are coming over and I just started getting ready like 5 minutes ago. Just kidding I’ve been getting ready all morning.

November 17, 2019

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One time my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower and I had to poop really bad and I panicked and I pooped in a bag and then triple bagged it and threw it out.

October 20, 2019

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If toilet paper at restaurants is individually wrapped, I am highly likely to steal it and take it home.

October 20, 2019

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